I saw Billy's one big tune on Much Music (Canada's MTV) one day and thought, these guys look pretty cool.  No I didn't.  I thought these guys look pretty funny. What did catch my attention was their energy.  These guys were really kickin some ass.  Flippin out and jumpin around like mad.  I figured there's no way they could actually go a whole show acting like that cuz a guy just doesn't have that much energy.  Then I saw how they do it.  Before the show as I stood around like a loser waiting for word on a photo pass, I noticed the catering staff carting out all this shit to their bus.  Huge baskets of fruit and vegetables, even a twisted fuckin ginger root in there the size of my arm.  A curious frown crossed my brow but quickly changed to the "ahhh now I see" when the juicer went scooting by.  That's it.  That's the ticket.  That's the key to boundless energy.  That white haired fuck on the infomercial will tell ya... Chinging fruit and veggies through the juicer is the purest form of zippety-fuckin-doo-dah yer gonna find.    

I know.  I've done it. Ching through a half dozen oranges and pound that back in one gulp.  It's like a kick in the ass!  Never mind if you start chinging all this other shit like dirt and bark and fuckin African elephant meat and fresh crocodile dick.  Oh yeah baby, you'll be able to leap off of small buildings and dodge freight trains on that shit.  Nevermind blow or crack or pills.  The thing I really really really liked about Billy (Benjamin) was his messages.  I hope he's speaking for the whole band when he's yappin cuz he's really got a great attitude to the whole planet.  He really made me cheer when he said "FUCK GEORGE W. BUSH"  and got everyone to give him the finger.  But he also said there's three things we all gotta hold dear to us and I couldn't agree more with him.  One:  Friends.  Two:  Family.  Three:  Music.  

Fuck yeah.  That's all I need.  Go Billy.