This is the nasty shit that's gotta be said.  It's not for anybody but the dickheads of the world.  If you're reading my disclaimer, you're probably up to no fuckin good anyway... so fuck you!!!

Don't ask me if I'll sell you some of these shots.  I don't care how much of a fan you are or how you're gonna kill yourself AND your family if you don't get an Ozzy (or whoever the fuck else) picture.  

Don't use any of these photos on your own web site unless you're gonna give me credit and a link for my site.  I'm not asking for money or your first born son for fuck sakes... can you type Mike Forbes and/or Rebel Reviewer Dot Com??

Hey... if you haven't noticed, there's lotsa swearing on this site so if yer 13 or under, beat it kid, yer botherin me!!  If you HAVE kids that are 13 or under, make them stay the fuck outta here...  Just don't blame me if your kid pulls at your shirt one day and says:

"Hey mutha fucka, who da FUCK is Steven Tyler?"