Introduction

I've recently been adding other contributors to my site so here's where I'm gonna introduce them.

Mike Forbes - The guy who dreamed up this fucking site.

Hi. I'm an aging bastard of a photographer. I'm definitely NOT a writer. I can type real fuckin fast but I don't give a fuck about dictionaries or grammar as you can probably tell. If you can't tell, then you are an illiterate bastard and you'll probably fit right in around here.

I shoot whatever band I can get my sorry ass in front of as long as I like the shit and WANT to be there. I don't just go out and shoot any half assed band of losers in some stinky cockroach infested bar unless I think the world SHOULD know about them. Not that my site is viewed by THAT many people but I'm only doing my very small part to let you all know about (insert band's name here) and how great/horrible they are. Hey... after all... it's my fuckin site. If you want to try and get your opinion out there for people to ignore then go buy your own server space! I don't fuck around. I check out shows and I just let ya know what I thought of it. I try to get myself in front of the band at some point just to see what they're like with their "fans". Sometimes, a band can be the greatest bunch of musicians in the world and I'll tell ya they SUCK because they spit on their fans. Or I'll tell ya the worst musicians were fucking AMAZING because they were really good people, know how to treat their fans and put on a good show. That's what rock n roll is all about to me... the whole package deal. I'd rather go out and see GWAR blow up some venue and spew 90 gallons of fake blood all over the audience than watch some tree hugger with an acoustic guitar, sitting on a rocking chair, crying about the state of the fuckin planet. Fuck him. I want a dude or a bunch of dudes who are out of their minds. Someone who's got an ANSWER to the fuckin problem rather than a list of unsolvable problems. Or just something so off the wall and insane that it takes you away from all your problems for a few minutes at least. Isn't THAT what rock n roll is all about? Have some fun? Get some booze into yer gullet? Get laid? Do a fuckin back flip into the mosh pit?

So just hang up yer brain, get yer favorite drink, twist up a fatty, kick back and enjoy. I don't give a shit if you read this crap or not. I just hope for one thing out of my site... the only real goal I have for my site is this: Find your favourite band somewhere on one of these pages and just dig the pictures. If I can do that for ANYONE, then I've succeeded and I'm one happy fucker.

Chris Marttila - Roving Reporter

This crazy bastard from Hamilton, Ontario is one of the funniest fuckers I know. Just for shits n giggles he emails companies and berates them for their shitty products. I've even seen him email the mayor of Toronto over some pretty crazy topics he comes across in the newspaper and points out how fucking stupid they are in the way they're dealing it. The way he does it is simply poetic. He cuts them up so badly but does it in a way that makes them feel good about reading his “concerned citizen” complaint.

Chris is definitely an original. In an age where it's all been said/done before, you can count on Chris to come up with the insane shit that nobody's EVER thought of before. He's definitely the Kramer in our crew and now, he's HERE. He’s making coffee table books about coffee tables. He’s invented the bro. He's a Rebel Reviewer through and through. He's definitely got a different style than I do, but if you've been reading my shit for years, you're probably ready for a break from this foul-mouthed prick anyway.

Chris has just recently gotten into reviewing bands and with his unique look at any situation, plus his hilarious writing style, I was pretty damn happy to bring him on board for the enjoyment of the Rebel Reviewer's readers. You'll see what I mean soon enough if you haven't come across some of his stuff already, this guy's got some real talent when it comes to making you piss yourself laughing.

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