I'm gonna go and shoot Jann again cuz these shots SUCK.  Jann was the perfect opening act for the Dixie Chicks.  It could have been a fucking NIGHTMARE if you think about it.  It could have been some crying bitch of a country ho, whining for 45 minutes. Jann really is the epitome of the BBW.  For those of you who don't know the fucking acronym dictionary, the Big Beautiful Woman.  She's got gorgeous eyes, luscious lips and long beautiful hair.  She's also got great breasts and a perfectly big ass.  She tries to hide her ass but why bother?  She doesn't try to hide her big breasts!  Why do big breasted girls try to hide their big ass?  Small breasted girls SHOULD hide their big ass cuz it's all outta balance.  I LOVE big girls.  I think they should all let their asses hang out.  

She jokes about her ass quite a bit, but is she really torn up about the big ass thing or is she truly at ease with the subject and just trying to make us laugh?  We may never know.  Oh, did I mention she has a REALLY sweet voice?  I feel like a jerk now.  This girl is out there singing her ass off, joking about her ass and all I can think about is when is she gonna take off that fucking coat and let those boobies FREE????  Unbind yourself girl!!!!  I'll be honest with you, I can only name one song she does (Insensitive - that would be a song about me I think) but my wife (a former BBW herself) loves Jann's stuff.  This show was really the concert's equivalent of the chick flick.   So, now I'm gonna shut the fuck up before my wife suspects a Jann Arden infatuation and/or Jann gets pissed off and refuses to hug me when I meet her.