Remember the big SARS scare in Toronto?  I CAN'T FUCKIN HEAR YOU!  The one where a couple of seriously old buzzards and a few far east visitors caught the shit and died or almost died or whatever?  Well a bunch of bands were canceling out of Toronto like it was the fuckin plague or something.  Godsmack cancelled, Dixie Chicks cancelled, ... buncha other fuckers cancelled. Not Ozzy.  He fuckin SNORTS SARS for breakfast.  He has a fuckin SARS filled swimming pool at home.  Says it helps him float better.  First thing we hear outta Ozzy is FUCK SARS!!!!  He's got a microphone and he's yelling from backstage before any of the band is even on the stage yet.  He's blabbing away, couldn't understand FUCK ALL of what he was saying.  They could make the "Guess What Ozzy Said" game show and nobody would ever win!

It was like: HEY, blah blah blah FUCKIN blah blah blah MAN.  I CAN'T FUCKING HEAR YOU! Blah blah blah blah FUCKIN blah MAN.  After a while I knew exactly what he was saying and that was IT.  Blah FUCKIN blah MAN.  

Hey... he's OLD.  It was like FINALLY seeing Grandpa for the first time in your life.  I never saw Ozzy before and I was elated to finally be sitting in his presence.  Words of wisdom wasn't what I was gonna hear out of THIS Grandpa though.  Blah MAN.  Finger Eleven opened up but we got there a bit late so I just saw them as they ended their set.  I fuckin LOVE Finger Eleven.  They are definitely one of the coolest bands on earth.  Another cool thing about this show was that Jason Newsted was on bass.  

It was an extra added touch to the show that never ended.  He said it was the longest he'd ever done.  I guess people on the web site were saying that too.  So out of sheer luck, not only did I get to see Ozzy for the first time, Toronto got to see Ozzy for longer than anyone ever saw him in one shot.   FUCK MAN... Blah blah blah HEY!!!!! I CAN'T FUCKIN HEAR YOU! The show was really stripped down.  No special shit happening, no fire, no bubbles, no fucking shit blowing up, no meat, no bats or doves being dismembered.  Just Ozzy, Zakk, Jason and some drummer playing a shitload of Ozzy and Sabbath tunes.  I was REALLY happy to be there BUT the sound was just the shits.  Obviously, Finger Eleven's sound man was NOT in charge of sound that night.  I CAN'T FUCKIN HEAR YOU!  If he was, I'm sure we could have understood some more of that Blah blah HEY MAN FUCK!!!!