Rob fuckin Zombie.  One of the coolest fuckers to ever grace a stage.  This guy pulls out all the stops and gives you a GREAT Rock n Roll show.  He's definitely an honors graduate of the Alice Cooper School of Theatrical Entertainment.  If it existed.  He writes good solid heavy tunes, really catchy, almost dancy.  

More than that, he's a really good dude too.  A friend of mine saw him in Toronto one day.  He was waiting to get his picture taken with some basketball player in the NBA and saw Rob walking down the other side of the street.  Buddy said fuckit to the NBA guy and just after he lost sight of Zombie, he took off after him to see if he'd stop and yap for a bit.  He went around the corner and didn't see the dreads and ripped up jeans so he started peeking into the fancy restaurants along the street.  All kinds of nice places.. expensive places.  Places where the rich and famous would DEFINITELY go to eat.  At the end of the block was a McDonald's of all places.  And of all places, that's where Zombie was standing.  In line at Mickey D's.  Now believe it or not, buddy happened to have Rob Zombie's latest CD with him.  So he walked into the lineup right behind Rob and politely asked him to sign it for him.  Rob did so and posed for a picture with him too.  I wish I could show you that picture here but buddy HATES having his photo posted online. So buddy, knowing how much I like Rob Zombie, gives me the CD case that Rob signed.

It's shown at the bottom of this page.  Then somehow buddy gets a hold of Zombie's HOME ADDRESS in California and we send him some photos I shot.  Buddy sent him a letter asking if he'd sign them for us.  So a few months later after we had given up hope of ever seeing them again, a package shows up and there they are.  Signed sealed and delivered by Rob Zombie himself.  Mine hangs proudly on my wall of shame as we speak.

Anyway... the fuckin Zombie show was amazing.  Lotsa fire, dancing bitches, tits, ass, shit blowing up, great mosh pit.  Fuckin Rock n Roll at it's finest.  I got my pics and took a few elbows doing it.  Gave away a few too.  I dragged my girlfriend into that pit and as soon as Rob hit the stage the pit erupted and some arsehole flew across the pit and landed right on her.  I thought that was the end of our close-up front stage view but no fuckin way.  She grabs the fucker and throws him off her back into the pit with DEATH in her eyes!  That was our first big concert and she was a fuckin trooper.  A killer.  I knew right then, I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with THIS ONE.  Any chick who looks that hot and can handle a pit like Rob's is a goddess in my books.  Ya know what the real kicker is?  My EX sold me these tickets cuz she couldn't go!!

Thanks Rob, for helping me find my wife.