When I heard Randy n Lahey were gonna show up in Guelph to put on a little show for us, I couldn't fuckin wait to get out there and meet them.  After meeting the other guys, I figured these two would be just as cool and easy going if not more so.  Well the show was definitely different.  A little bit of character and a little bit of real life.  Half the time acting like the drunk and very openly gay (not that there's anything wrong with that) couple they portray on TV. and the other half telling us what they're all about in real life.  The show was very funny and full of all kinds of interesting tidbits about the other characters and actors on the show as well as themselves.  It would have been nice if the drunk fuckin assholes who showed up could have shut their fuckin yaps for a few minutes and let the guys speak.  Every ten seconds one of the idiots was yelling some dumb ass shit up at them and drowning out half of what they were saying.  I didn't pay $15 to go listen to these little cocksuckers!! If I wanted to hear what they had to say, I'd go sit in a public bathroom and wait for someone who had to take a shit!  Thanks a lot guys for ruining half the show!  Finally someone went over and threatened the little fuck's lives and put an end to the Shiticane.  

During the routine there was plenty opportunity to win prizes with the political trivia, TPB trivia, and the ever popular, who has the biggest gut contest.  Randy has a big fuckin gut.   6 inch difference.  What they were measuring was before and after... suck it in, measure... bulge it out, measure... what's the difference in inches?  Well according to the guys, there has never been someone with a 7 inch difference before they came to Guelph.  Funny thing is the guy who won isn't even really fat at all!!  Some fuckin cuntortionist or something.  After the shit winds stopped blowing, the guys warmly welcomed their fans by signing autographs, posing for pictures and just genuinely yapping with everyone and anyone willing to talk.  I mean these guys had no airs about them at all.  Just a couple good dudes, having a great time sharing stories with people and having a good laugh.  You didn't have to pry conversation out of these guys either.